“Life's Full of Temptations”
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Sunday, July 31, 2005 || 7:39:00 AM
mY bIRkieS haS aRriveD!!!!!!...anD i aM oUtragEouslY haPpie...coME tO tinK oF iT, iT's e fiRSt gOod thiNgy iN e dAY...iF u arEn't tAT riCh tHEn duN hEap sO maNy liaBilitiEs oNto urSelf....iT's juZ sO tYpical oF u tO gEt urSelf eXhauSted oF timE, enErgy anD noW moNey...anD i haFTa beAR e buLk oF iT afTerwarDs...foRgot e chEese wHen i wAs aT NTUC laSt niTE...haFta gO ouT anD geT iT laTEr...anD e wEAther suZ sO mY aDorabLE beAnie haFta stAY aT hoMe...bUt i aM stiL eXcited aBt mY biRkies...anD shErry's baKed paSta...aNd e pOSsiBilitY oF pRata...
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Tuesday, July 26, 2005 || 3:35:00 PM
uNder-laY uNder-laY eEba eeBa...sOunds fAmiliaR?...diN noE wHo's sPeeDy goNzaLes tiL huImin tOld mE...tiNk mY cHildhOOd cArtoOn cAn onLi rEmembEr liTtle pOnieS, sAnriO, wALt diSney, cARebeaRS tAT's aLL...hUimin yOu aRE e beSt!!!!!...wHEre dO i fiND aNotheR loVer wHo fEtchEs mE tO woRk, wAIt foUr hOurs foR mE tO kNock oFf tO haF diNner anD tO aCcompanY mE hoMe...hOPe i diN geT u iNto tRouble...sCenariO:mUmmY giFs u a biG biScuiT taT iS sUper oUt-oF-thIS-wOrld taSty...bUt shE foRbids u tO shAre...sO wAT dO u dO whEn u nOe uR fRen iS eQuaLLi aNXioUS tO sHAre e biScuiT?...aDviCe aNyoNE?...iT's e laSt mOndaY i aM woRkinG...3 chEers aND 3 cHEers aND 3 chEers foR buNny...hIp hiP huRray hiP hiP huRray...*chEers wiF pOms poMs*...tiME foR bEd...tMr's a lOng daY bUt aT leASt iT's iN sCh...aNd i lOok foRwaRd tO e pOSsibilIty oF sEeinG mY bEstest lOver aFter taT...
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sPeedY gOnzaLes!!!
eEbA eeBA uNder-laY uNDer-laY!
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Monday, July 25, 2005 || 2:16:00 PM
gRadiNg wAs aS usUAl...mAD fAt piGs, lOtsA sCreaMinG, juZ a pasS wiTh e reSt oF e uNworthY onEs...
pLus sOme uNrulY iTchy fIngErs...wuN tErm iT mOlesTinG siNCe i haTE tO sEem vIctimiSed buT oNe fiNE daY i shAll giF tAT stUpiD guY hiS duE reTributiOn...
i aM sO tiRed...aND i sO haTe gRumblinG oNlinE lYk tIs...tiNk aUgusT coMe i reALlie haFta cUt doWn woRkinG...tHouGh iT woUld mEan lEss iNcome, lEss aBiliTy tO fEnd foR mYseLF aND pRobable leSs diGnitY...bUt wAT e heLL, i neEd mY liFe...i cAN sTARve bUt i cAnnot liVE lYk tiS aNymoRe...
iT's sAd hOw wAt u wAnna hEar nOrmaLLy duN cOme fRm e pErsoN u wAnna hEar iT frM...i loVe chOOsinG fLowers...loVe sEeing a beAtifuLLy wRappEd boUqueT...iT dOesn't maTter iT iSn't foR mE...hMMm, maYBe iT doEs a lIttle...bUt i deFinately duN buY mYselF flOWers, taT's tOo deSperatE iN mY oPiniOn...aNywaYS, wAt dO u tinK oF mY sKills?...loVE tiS kiNDa bLoom iN roSes...fiND tHose iN fuLL bLooM tOo ruDe anD uNsighTly...taT's a oLD timE aCquaiNtaNted fLorisT...aND goIng baCk thEre bRings baCk mEmorieS oF grEen roSes...*wiNks*
Sunday, July 24, 2005 || 11:45:00 PM
pRettY bLue
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niCe liTtle fLowerS aT e siDe
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wAt dO u tiNk oF mY pHotgrAphy sKills?
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Thursday, July 21, 2005 || 3:37:00 PM
sHE wAlks hEr dOg aLone...shE gOeS hoME aLone...sHe wAtcheS tV alOne...shE sPEnds hEr frEe dAYs aLone...shE huGS hErSelF...sHe lOves hErSelF...sHE pRotEctS heRseLF...shE aCcoMpaniEs hEseLf...bE paTienT...shE iS aLmoSt uSed tO bEinG aLone anD bY hEtSelF...iT iS aBt gOinG oUtta uR wAy...nOt oN e wAy...iT's aBt kNowinG e laDY's lAnguaGue, knoWinG e woRds sHE diN sAY...nOt gEttiNg aNGry oVEr tHosE shE sAId...iT's aBt saYinG 'i lOVe yOu' 1 mOre tiMe wHen sHE sAy u duN...
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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 || 3:35:00 PM
wHy dO u cRy?...tO sOlicIt sYmpAthy?...tO rEqueSt foR coNceRn?...tO lEt oFf fUstrAtiOn?...oR iSsiT aN eMotiOnaL bLAckmaIL?...mAybe iT iS a liTtle oF eVErytHinG...cOme oN bE hOnesT...sO whIch iS sAddEr?...tO cRy buT kEpt sEcreT sO u cAn kEep woNderinG wAt kiNda coNcern u woUld reCeive oR tO tEll aNd reCeive nO coNcerN wATsoeVA?...lEt's tRy tO aPPlY wAT i lEarN tOdaY...sOlve e pRobleM anD noT e sYmptOms...sOmestiMEs iT iS haRd tO sEe whICh oNe iS e pRoblem..."sHe's sTreSsed uP eNuFF wiF sCh anD woRk anD pRojs anD shE duN liKE e fAct taT u aRE pResSuriziNg hEr wiTh uR deMAnds...sHE duN feEl lYk eATinG nOR toKkinG aND shE's cRyiNg aT wOrk..."sO wHich aRe e cAuses?...aND wAT kINda sOlutiOns sHld bE sUggeSted?...loVE mE, pOor oR riCh...cARe fOr mE, stRonG oR wEak...
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rIGht shOe
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lEft sHoe
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niCe?
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Monday, July 18, 2005 || 2:22:00 AM
e lEgenD iS -kE yU eR bU kE qiU- ...wEll i hAf tmR tO tRy aGAin...anD lOokiNg aT e bRighTEr siDe,aT leASt iT's mY oWn oUtlEt tMr...nOW taT i aM wOrkiNg...i reAllie lOok fOrwaRd tO sChooL dAys, tO leCtureS, pRojEct mEetinGs anD oTher rEasOns taT mAy lEt mE eScapE woRk...nOt taT woRk iS uNenjOyablE nOr aRe mY coLleaGueS dEviLs...bUt i fEel sUmwhAt fORceD iNto woRkinG...duN aSk mE whY oR whO...i pRay taT e wHite sKirt wiLL bE stiLL tHEre iN taT mOuntaIn oF clOthes oN saLE tMr...jUX beCox i haF aLreAdi tOt oF wAt tO dO wiF iT...*pRays*
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Sunday, July 17, 2005 || 3:40:00 PM
bOth mY 5 buCks paIrs oF shOEs aRE oFficiaLLy uNpreSentabLE noW...uNpResentaBle anD nOt sPoilT beCox i iNtenD tO rEstOre tHem...siNCe i haF e tEndencY tO spOil mY shoEs iN e mIDsT oF mY daY, i sHAn't tK e riSk aND weAr tHEm oUt bEfoRe tHEy aRE reTurned tO tHEir gLoriouS sTate...bEfore u sTart tO laBEl mE a miSer...lEt mE iNForm u taT i juZ tHRew oUt a pAIr taT's 29.90... yES huImin e oNe u gAVe...coSt doEsn't maTTEr, i fEll heAds oVEr heEls iN loVE anD wiThouT tHEm mY liFE woUld bE iNcoMplEte (i hAF nO iDea wHy thEy jUZ lOOk sO pRefecT wiF eVEry oUtfiT)...sO i siMply haFta rEpaiR tHEm...mYseLf...yEsh, i tiNk i aM suM 1001tH doWn e fAMilY liNE oF suM eLEphanT spEcieS taT eVolvE iNtO huMAn bEingS cePt e feEt paRt...aLL mY shoEs aRe giFinG wAy...*siGhs*whY can'T bEst fREns fAll iN loVE?...i haF oWaeZ dreAMt oF a bEst frEn sEcretlY liKing mE aLL aLong, bEing mY shOulder tO cRy oN aLL e tiME anD tA tA! tElliNg mE sHE's iN loVE wiF mE oNE daY wHEn i aM siNgle, aBandoNEd, fORsaKEn, dEserteD anD lEt doWN...sAddisT i nOE...bUt tHEn aGAin i oWaeZ lOSe tHingS i lOve sO pRollY tAT's wHy iT nEver haPPen sO i wuN loSe suMonE whO nOEs mE tAT wEll tO faTE i guEss...sALes hiT nEw reCOrd tOdaY...$1,763.30...i cAN't hElp cLAiminG cRediT foR iT...cOx i nOE iF nOt foR mE, iT wuN bE aChievEabLE toNitE...bHb bUt tOtaLLy tRue...aND i aM pRayinG foR a miRacle tMR aT sHAw cEntre sO i caN coNtinUE e lEgenD...sO aLL tHose wHo's rEAdinG tiS...coMe tO pEt lOveR's aT shAw 5tH lEvel tMr tO maKE pURchASes...bTW, duN pAtroniSe e rU laI vEgetariaN stOre aT bEncoOLen stREet, e oNE neXt tO nAfa...diShonEst oLD mAn...wiTh aVEragE foOd...cAn't sTAnd vEgetariaN stOres wHich suPposeDly aRe meANt tO aDvocatE gOOdneSs oF bUddHIst teAchinGs taT pRove tO bE sO eVil aND diSHoneSt...
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iT's a wEirD dReam...
hAlf haPPy halF saD...
aNd i haLf wAnt iT tO haPpen, haLf nOt...
i wAs bLAdinG oVerniGht wiF a fEw frEns, (riGht noW i cAn onLi rEmemBer anNie & jEss wAs thEre)...anD i tiNk shEena wAS thEre tOo...i wAS uPseT oVEr suMthinG shE diD...bUt i tRANsfOrm aLL e sADneSs tO eNErgy fOr bLADiNg...iT wAs a tRip whERe mY bLAdinG skiLLs iMprovE tREmendoUSlY...anD i diN feEl aNy wEArinEss thRu e niTE...
iN e mOrninG whEn i rEturNed tO tAmpiNEs iNterchANge, i sAw mANy frEns...iN thEir sEc sCh daYS lOoks...e uNsoPhistiCateD, tRyinG-tO-mAke-a-sTAtemenT lOOks...tHEy weRe aLL tHere tO shoWer mE wiF coNCerN...
e dREam enDed wiF jeSs aCcompANyinG mE to shOp aT kAtonG to bUy maTEriaLS foR smaLL vDAe cARds, tHOse wE oWaeZ 'iSsue' iN SAC, bEfore i gO baCk tO eASt coASt tO blAde aGAin...iN taT shOp i mEt a fUnnY cHina oLD mAN whO wAs mOCkinG aT hoW i, aND aLL e oTHEr yOungstERs iN mY eRA, onLI knEW eNgliSH buT suCked aT maNDariN...fuRious, i wEnt uP anD spOke iN perFect maNDarin tO bE shoWn sUM wEird sYMboLS whICh rePresenT suM pRonoUnciatiOns...
iN sADneSs anD fuRy i rEtorT wiF... 'mR sElf cEntRed aRrogaNt fReaK, eNgliSH iS e fiRSt laNg iN sinGaPore'...
wAT's sO fuNNy iS hOW hE iNSist hE's noTmR sElf cenTred aRroganT fREak buT mR sElf cEntrED aAron-gaNt fREaK...
i aM aMAzED aT hoW i aM stiLL sO bItchY? eVEn iN mY dreAms...
anD i aPologiSe foR e pOOr naRRAtive sKillS...
gOD iS faiR, u cAn't wRite/dRAw taT weLL whEn u lOOk taT goOD...
haHAha...
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Friday, July 15, 2005 || 2:15:00 AM
dOudoU's paW iS kInda rAw nOW anD i wOndeR wAT's wRong...anD hE kEeps liCkinG iT...i noE chEwinG mEans fOOd aLLerGy...wAt aBt liCkinG?...iSsit a fUnguS iNfectIon oR iSsit a chANge oF 'sKin'?....tiNk i nEed e hElp oF mY sEnioRs iN PLC...woKe uP wiF aN excitinG drEam...tAt i wAS cHAseD oUttA e hSe...maYbe taT eXplaiNs e aChe taT i fEel iN mY shoUlderS noW...okI...iT's bEtwEen reADinG mY oE teXt aND taKing doUdoU doWn foR a wAlk...bUT hiS paW....anD iT lOOk dArk anD stORmy oUtsiDe...
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Thursday, July 14, 2005 || 1:56:00 AM
hOw iMpT iS bLogGinG tO u?....eVEn aS mY bODy coMManDs iTs nEeD tO laY iN mY bEd tiL iNfiNity(likE nOW)...mY miND teLLs mE i nEeda gO onLIne loG iN anD spIt ouT aLL taT i haFTa bLabbER bEfore iT gEts diGEstEd aNd foRgottEn...sO hEre i aM...i aM vEry veRy tiREd anD tHAnk goD iT's aN afteRnoOn clAss toDay iF noT i wiLL juX diE hEre anD noW...i miSs e lEisUre reADingS i diD iN e hoLS bUt noW iF goT timE foR noTEs aH vEry gooD liaO loR...mET mONstEr aNd maVEriC yEst anD foR a sEconD i wAS sO coNvinceD taT mY doGgy iS wAy oVErweiGht...bUt juZ noW aS i wAKe uP anD lOOk aT hiM hE's oKI wAt...*sHruGs*mayBE taT's wAt iS haPPeninG whEn i lOOk aT mYSelF iN e mIrrOR tOO...tSk tsK...anYWay, moNSteR iS e fiRSt doGgy taT i haF seEn wHo's sO elDerlY...hE's 12 bUT stiLL vERy heALthY anD aGile...tHougH hiS fACe sHows siGns oF wiSdoM...fuNNy hOW u sEe tiS oN e doggiEs aS weLL...oKi, i aM goNNa cOOk mYselF suM eGG mEe suA... aGAin...
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Monday, July 11, 2005 || 4:11:00 PM
mY daYS stArt wiF mE cRawliNg oUttA bEd aND eNDs wiF mE cRAwliNg bAck... anD iN e mIDst iT's sHuffLinG sCh tO pS tO hOme...aDd tRaininG oN wEds anD thUrs anD spRinkLe a sNAck iN bEtweEn e hOurs...aND tiS iS e wAY iT's goNna bE foR tiS sEm i tiNk...pLus pRojs anD laTE niTe pRatA iF wE stAy oVEr shErRy's...soUnds gOod yaHZ?...mONdaY niTe wiF e aBSenCe oF mY wEeklY doSage oF dEsperaTe hOusewIfe fEels wEird...bUt aT lEast i wuN miSs e lAST ePisoDe oF iT...i miSsed e jAcelyN tAY's bEautY tiPS sHow tHouGh...i shLD bE slPinG nOW...bUt juZ lEt mE chEck mY uSuaL reAdinG pLeaSureS fiRSt...sWeeT dReams pPle...
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Sunday, July 10, 2005 || 2:46:00 PM
pErhapS u sHldn't liSten tO sAd wEepY tunEs whEn u aRen't feEling eXactlY chiRpy...buT onLi sUCh soNgs aTtraCts u aT thOse timEs...lYk bEes tO hoNEy...huMan bEingS arE sO dOwnriGht dEtermiNEd tO maKE oUrseLveS miSerabLe...juZ lYk hoW i kEep pRayiNg tO gEt kNockeD dOWn anD gO iNto a coMA...rITe nOW i aM feELing stREsSed aBt e lOng dAYs fRm tmR tiL (mY gOSh) nEXt sAT...i tOt iT wAS tiL wED...hMmmm, i juZ sUCcEed iN gEttinG mYseLF eVEn mORe strESsed uP...sO muCH foR loVInG mY pUrpoSefuL liFe juZ oNE wEek aGo...mayBE iT's juZ pMS, wEll oNli i cAN sAy tAt aBt mE...nOW tAt fRI haS caME anD paSsed, thEre's tiS sLighT dePressIon aBt e gLoomy-nEss oF mY futURe...nEAr fuTure...iT sEems tO onLi coNsisT oF sChooL wOrk tRaininG anD noThinG eLSe...anD i rATher gO baCk tO dAYs whEre i wAS wAitinG aNxioUSlY foR thE aRrivaL oF fRi...tSk tSk...mEAnwhiLE lEt's eNjoY thE hiGher mEtabOlisM rATe...aPpropRiatEly...
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i tOok e hiPpo buS...
e mOonliGht toUr, lyK e naMe suGgesT, iT's kiNDa lOmantiC...
souNDS duMb riTe?...foR loCals tO paY 23 buCks aNd gO tO pLAces lYk bUgiS aD chiNatown...actuAlli i feLt duMbeR oN e riDe coX i kNow mUCh leSser aBt mY oWN coUNtrY thAn e toUrisTs...aNd tOtaLLy aShameD oF uNfriendlY siNgapoReans oN e stReets wHo cAN't rAIse thEir hanDs tO waVe aT e hiPPo bUS...
coME tO tinK oF iT...e neXT timE i sEe a hIppO buS i prOb stiLL wuN wAve baCk...*shAKes heAd*...
e fiRSt ridE tO sEntOsa wAS lYk yAyy iT feEls lyK 151 tO sChoOl...bUt reAllie iT iS e whOle thiNgy abT rUShinG baCK tO e bUs, hAfinG liMiteD tiMe aT eAch pLAce...
pLus i wAs iN a pRettY dReSs...wiF e pERsoN i aDore moSt...
iT wAs a pErfeCt daY...a pErfeCt meaL...a pErfecT riDe...a pErfecT drESs...a pErfecT paRtneR...a pErfecT pICturE...
pERfeCt pIcturE?
Saturday, July 09, 2005 || 3:46:00 PM
pErfeCt pICturE
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Thursday, July 07, 2005 || 2:14:00 PM
hAf yOu eVEr sAId suMthinG lYk tiS tO uRselF??...stuFf lIke whY muZ iT bE toDay... wHy cAN't iT bE tmR?...oR yEst?...oR neXt mOntH...nExt yEar...sO oN anD sO foRtH...tHere wiLl nEVer bE a bEst tiME foR uNluCky tHings tO haPPen...nEithEr woUld thEre bE a bEst tiME foR thE haPPy stUff tO haPPEn...lYk hoW i wuN waNNa evErythiNg tO faLL oN todaY iF i caN helP iT...bUt i cAn't...tHEre's nOthinG i cAn dO...anD i hOpe u uNDerstAnd...
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Wednesday, July 06, 2005 || 11:41:00 AM
juZ hoW doEs iT feEl lYk whEn u fiNAllI wAnna cHEriSh sUmonE aND chANge foR thE bEtteR buT u wiLl noT bE giVEn aNothEr chAnce...evEr...oR iSsit aNothEr cASe oF sEeing thE fiSh tAT eScapE bEinG biGGer?...i aDmiRe hEr coURagE, tO wAlk aWay...tO finD suMOne whOm cAN kEep hEr coMpanY iNSteaD oF piNIng foR suMone wHo sEems tO bE thEre oNli iN e dreAMs...mAYbe shE haD hElp...shE haD suMone tO maKe hEr deCisiOn eASier foR hEr...iT maY bE wRong foR hEr tO liE...bUt caN u blAme hEr reAllie whEn u diN catCh thE wARninG siGnalS taT wEre thrown iNto uR faCE?...maYBe i aM noT e bEst pErsoN tO toK tO siNce i tenD tO pUt iN tOo muCh oF mY oWn pErsonaL gruDges iNto ur maTTer...bUt i reAllie feEl lYk sHouting tiS oUt loUd aT u... "yOu jOllY weLL deServe iT!"anD i sEriousLy hOpe oNE daY tiS haPpens tO mE...iF i eVer fiND taT coUragE...qUestiOn: sO iF u juZ suFferEd a bReakuP...dO u wiSh foR timE tO reWind oR faSt foRwaRd moRe?...
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Tuesday, July 05, 2005 || 2:55:00 PM
hOw'S uR fiRSt daY of sChoOl?...wEnt tO woRk aFTEr miNE anD i loVE hOW i lEad anD wiLl coNtinuE tO bE leaDing suCh a buSy tiRing yEt pUrposeFuL liFe...nitEs pPLe...i cAN't wAit fOR bReaK tmR alReadI!!!...gueSs i juZ miSs e tEA tOo muCh...
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Monday, July 04, 2005 || 2:53:00 PM
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