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Monday, July 31, 2006 || 10:11:00 AM
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fAir lADy...wAT a nICe naME...i aM suCH a sUcker foR stuFf wiF pRettY naMEs lYk tiS...eSP iF iT soUnds lEgendAry, oR sumWhere clOSe...tiS iS wAT i reCogniZe aS a mArketiNg sTUdent bEIng coNneD bY maRketiNg taCtiCs...anD reCEntlY i cAN't hElp bUT reALisE mYselF fAllINg foR nON-faT lABelS, nO aFter-tIEd maRks, bUy 2 foR $.... kINDa taCtiCs...*tsK tSk*
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Saturday, July 29, 2006 || 1:17:00 AM
Father:
A male parent of an animal. VSA man who begets or raises or nurtures a child. i spEnt mUCh oF mY bReaKS thRu-oUt laST niTE toKKing tO roBert, whO's goNNA bE mY nEW suPErviSor, aBt hiS teEnagE daUghtErs,mY pArentS & reLigioN...hE sEems grEat, i aM actuAlli quiTE eXciteD abT thE chANge bUt mORe sO aBT mY aLmost-coNfirmeD aLlocatiON tO e PLC's fLAgshIp store iN viVo...bUt i aM nOt igNorant abT thE coNS oF woRking iN a laRge stORe anD alReadI i dReaD tAllyiNg oRderS foR e lArge aMt oF stoCks tAT's goNNa aRrive...i cAN smElL e wEarineSs evEn thOugh iT's 3 mThs++ fRm iTs oFficIAl oPEninG...wAT i bOth lOok foRwaRd tO & woRry aBt iS e mANy ovErnighT shIFts tAt wiLL pRobabLy gEt mE iNto alOt oF troUble wiF mY muM...*siGh*i woNder iF i cAN evEN underSTand my finANce leCt tmR...tSk tsK...
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Thursday, July 27, 2006 || 3:03:00 PM
Secret:Kept hidden from knowledge or view; concealed. i tiNk tiS gaL whO toLd mE evEry1 iS enTiltEd tO thEir oWn seCrets iS riGht...aND thE faCt thAt seCRets eXist tO pRoteCt pPle...whOEva thEy maY bE...cAnnoT bE denIEd...
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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 || 1:44:00 AM
Money:
A medium that can be exchanged for goods and services and is used as a measure of their values on the market, including among its forms a commodity such as gold, an officially issued coin or note, or a deposit in a checking account or other readily liquifiable account. sO i guEsS for thE coMmodItieS iT caN bE eXchangeD foR, iT iS prEttY poWErfuL...sO doEs mOney hAf thE aBilitY tO remOve haTRed, pRejuDice anD guiLt?...i woNder wiF e lURe oF mOney, woUld u pErhaPs sPEak wiF mORe coURtesY, smILE a liTtle sWeetEr, oR mAYbe faLl anD bEhold uR eNemiEs...aNd alSO, sWaLlow baCk aLL uR woRds?...i aM suRe manY woULd...mAybe i wiLL, wiF a aTtractIve eNufF luRe...
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Monday, July 24, 2006 || 12:49:00 AM
i liKE mY nEw bLog skIN...tHougH mY siS toLD mE oNE oF hEr fRenS haF e sAMe oNe...bUt i nEarlY kILled mYSeLf coZ i delEted mY preVious teMplaTE wiThouT sAVinG mY lInks...hAiz...i cRushiNg uNderneATh aLl tAt eXpectaTionS...tHEre R tiMEs whEre u wAnnA be alOne, aNd u wAnt nObody tO toK tO...whEn u eNjoY e peaCe aND sereNity oF iT aLL...wHen stRAngeRS aRe mUch mOre fuN tO bE wiF...nOt eXactlY stRAngeRS bUt jUZ pPle whO duNNo hOw disAStroUS uR lIfe iS noW...anD i mEt thEm whEn i wEnt tO hoLLand V toNight...mEl iS oNE of thE mOSt spOntAneouS pErsoN i'vE meT iN a lOng lOng timE...shE oPEns uP sO eaSilY i feEl lYk a cLAm...i tiNk i lIke cANdiD pPle...iT's sUCh a shAMe shE duN tiNk shE coUld aChievE wAt shE dEsireD...aNd alvin?...kEep cALliNg mE 'xiAO bU diAN'...evEn my toEs aRe laFfing...mY repLy wAS "zE mO dA yI cHi, nI hAI jiAO xiAO bU diAN?'...goT mEl roLling oVEr tOo...whY iSsit eASier tO spEnd tiMe wiF pPle i aM nOt famIliaR wiF?...
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 || 11:27:00 AM
wokE uP fRom a niGhtmaRe whICh i cAnnot reMEmber...bUt iT's isN't thoSe flYing knIveS, vaMPireS soRta dreAMs thaT wiLL nV coME tRue...iT's bELonGS tO e cAT -u-nV-wANt-iT-tO-haPPen-iN-reALitY-...dArn, anD wheN i duN remMEber mY dreAms aFter i reMemBEr dreAMing oF iT, iT uSuallY jUZ enD uP iN mY faCE suMthimE laTEr...duN u aLl gEt a liTtle uNcertAIn oF thE deiCisioNS u makE eaCh daY?...irRegardlEsS mAJor oR miNor...i duNno iF i hAF doNE coRREctlY, nOR iS mY detErminatIon coRrecT...oR hOW detErmiNEd i wiLL stAY...iT paINS mE tO seE u cRyinG lYk tiS, wHen u R tiS uNSure oF e reASons bEhinD mY deCisIon...i haF bEen thRU aLL tAT aND i quOte 'i'LL nV dO iT tO anYonE elSe'...mUCh aS i wouLD haF lIKed, i woUldn't wAnna dO tiS...i waNNa maKE suRE u uNDerstaND...bUt thANkz foR e clArity u pResenteD...foR e coNtraSt eVen iF coMparisOn iSn't thE waY tO gO...
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 || 2:41:00 PM
tWo kiDdieS fAIled...bUt thErE weRE fiFty oNE oF tHEm sO i gUESs jOSh aNd mE arE nOt tAT bAD aS iNstRuctoRS...hAIz, iT'LL bE a thRee mOnth bREak tiL i sEe thEm aGAin...i woNDer iF tHEy woUld evEn reMembeR mE whEn i reTurn...
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Friday, July 14, 2006 || 2:06:00 PM
evEryonE iS bOrn wiTh e abIlitY tO reCOver...aND taT iNcludeS mE...i tiNk i caN...
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Monday, July 10, 2006 || 12:18:00 AM
finAlli thE shIVers aRe oVEr...sADly, i hAFta aDmit tAT mY tAeguEks aRe lYk shIt...
i rEaLLie nEeda tRAiN foR mY bLAck bElt grADinG tAT iS coMing iN thRee mOnthS... e roArinG pIg aKA wALkiNg lUmp oF laRd wAS quiTE haRmleSS tO mE bUt nEverthEleSs iRritatiNgly aMusinG toDAy...hE smAckEd suM kIDs toDAy, siR's kIDs...nOt taT i eVEn lYk thEm oR tiNk thEy shLDn't bE hIt...i jUZ duN tiNk hE shLD bE e oNE...sO i pRoclaiM lOudlY tAT hE oNli hIt siR's kIDs bUt nV hIS oWn whEre i kNew hIS stuDents cAN hEar mE...hOweveR, nOW i siT bK anD reALise evEryoNE iS biASed iN oNE waY oR anOther, evEn siR...evEn mE...mUCh aS i hATe tiS pIg, i stiLL hAfta admIt tO hafIng tiS hUmane siMilariTy...i duN vIE wiF oThers foR anYone's aTTEntiOn..i tiNk iT's kINda sTupID...i'M nOT tryIng tO diSturB, jUZ maKing mYselF scArce...
i stANd stRong iN thE beliEf tAT wHAT wiLL bE wiLL bE...i cAN oWaeZ tK a baCkseAT iF thAT iS whEre i'M pREferreD tO stAY aT...oF coURse iT's diFferent whEN i hAf oWnershIp oVer hEr...bUt iT's mORE oF a maTTEr oF reSpectiNg mY stATuS...riGht nOW, e bACkseaT iS whEre i shLD bE coNtenTEd wiF...
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Saturday, July 08, 2006 || 1:00:00 AM
i guEsS aLL r/s nEeds tO bE cuLtivatED wiF tiME spEnt toGethEr...anD i nOE thE lOnger u hAf bEen aBSent, e haRDer iT iS tO tK e fiRst stEp tO stArt rePAirinG thE dAMage...wE shLD aLL bE mORe foRgiviNg...i wiLL bE bEcoZ suM pPle haVe beEn, thEy haVE doNe e saME foR mE...thEy maDe mY liFe eaSier anD perhAPs i shLD reTurn thE favOur bY bEIng nICe tO oThers...aNywaYS, toTAL damAge toDAy wAS $99.70$59.90---coMFy oRangE t-sHirt bRA (soRry nArroW miNDed pPLe)$9.00----sHeeT fACiaL maSKs$23.00---pJ pANts frM wH(yEsh hUimiN, e pInk vErsiOn oF tHE oNEs u haF)$7.80---fOOdcoNSideriNg mY bUDget wAS $100, i cAN saY wiF deFInitE pRidE tAT i wAS pRactiSIng gOOd sELf coNtroL...alBEit thE rEmorsE foR nOt sTIckiNg tO mY shOppIng lISt whiCH mEans i hAFta, aBsoluteLy nEed anD wiLL diE wiThouT aNotheR shOppIng tRip...wAhAha...aT leAST i diN gO bK foR e pUrplE t-shIRt bRa...hOPefuLLy tHe neXt timE i gET e evEr sO diScipliNEd anD truThfuL buT wALk lYk cRazy mS lEong tO gO wiF mE...
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Friday, July 07, 2006 || 12:53:00 AM
toDAy's trAIninG wAs sAtisfactoRy bEcauSe i mORe oR lESs reMember e tAe-gUEks...i hOPE tMr wiLL bE beTa thOugh...mAYbe i gEt tO lOg oN mY mSn whEn i gET hoME...haIZ, wAT iS wRong wiF mY dArn coM agAin?...whY dO thEy oWaez bREak doWN?..sO maNy deAths anD biRths a daY, reUnioNS anD sEparatIons, vaRious evEnts anD oCcAsiONs(iS taT spEllIng coRRecT?), whiCh maKEs ceRtain datEs uNIquelY spEciaL tO suM bUt nOt e rEst...i lOOk aT u, anD i woNDer waT iS reaLLie gG oN iN uR pUny mAYbe nOn-exiStent braIN...anD thEn wAla, i reaLISed...iT doeSn't tK mUCh tO bE a hUman bUt suM siMply jUZ cAN't quALifY...althoUgh i diSagrEe wiF thE iDea tAT hUMAns aRe uPper claSs aNimalS oR e mOSt iNtellIgent oF thE lOT, i haFTa sAY wE aT leaST clOth oURselveS, stIck tO cErtaiN nOrms anD prActisE aCceptabLE sElf coNtroL bEcaUSe wE stiLl haF a seNSe oF sHAme...aND i jUZ wANna aSk.." WHERE IS YOURS?"i maY nOt dO mUCh beTA bUt i ceRtaiNly hOpe i aM nOt aS oBnoxiOus aS u...oKI, mE goNNA gO wATch 'dA chANg jIN'...yeAH yeaH i aM slOW, sLOWer thAN aUntieS...aND tmR iS sHopPing daY wiF LIng, yaYyy yAyyYy!...oFf daY aT lOng lOng laST...aND mY vEry oWn reASOn foR tmR's coNquerS?...iT's baCk-tO-scHooL shOppIng tiME, wAHaha...lYk i evEn nEed a reAson...iF i reaLlie dO, i cAN tiNk oF aNother doZen aT leaST...
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Tuesday, July 04, 2006 || 1:09:00 PM
juZ finIShed 'tuEsdaYS wiTh mOrriE'...anD iT deCreAsE mY lowEst-evEr mOtivatIon foR woRk...mAke mE reSent thE faCT i oNli shOp foR mY maNGo stuFf aT breAk timE thN nOT bUyinG anIthinG bEcoX i duN tinK i evEr haVE thE chanCe tO weaR thEM aS often aS i lYk...i bElievE taT waSn't thE inTEntiOn oF thE auThoR...iT's jUZ mE, wiTh mY aBilitY tO diStorT thE pOSitiviTieS iN lIFe anD lEt e nEgAtivitY iN mY wArpeD-uP miND evOlve iNto a vIcious cyCle...oSo, i lEarn tO dO wAT i reALlie wAnt bEcoX lIFe iS sO shOrt...(lyK i duN b4 e boOk)...i reALlie tiNk wAT u leaRn iS selectivE nO?...*chUCkles*...i reALise evErydaY whIle i wALk oUT tO e bUS-stoP, i tiNk abT alOt oF stUFf, e pHRasinG oF sentenceS oN mY blOg abT e dAY's leaRninGS whICh oF coUrse i thEN foRget anD blOG iN blAbbering nOnsense thEreafTer, e lEarniNGs i diD, e neW shOppIng lISt, e nEW stuFf i waNNA leaRn sO oN anD sO fortH...iT's mY thInkinG roUte!!!!...hAhaHA
