“Life's Full of Temptations”

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iF sHe cAn surviVe yOur ovErseas depLoymenT onCe, sHe cAn dO iT aGain..

thiS tiMe, sHe pLans tO aCcompLish/cOmpLete thE foLLowing:

1) reaCh yOur crediT cArd limiT aT ASOS!

2) iNstaLL microsoFt offiCe iN hEr maCbook

3) leArn thE wAterfaLL braiD



4) finiSh taKing thE mEasuremeNts oF heR doGgy cLothes



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iT's onE thiNg wheN sHe moCks herseLf,
beLittleS hEr aChievemEnts,
oR diSregarDs hEr maJor eGo boOsteR..

buT sOmetimeS, iT's reaLLy sOmethinG eLse wHen yOu dO iT...

suRe sHe caN laUgh aT hErseLf witH yOu..sHe meAnt evEry worD sHe eVer sAid aBout hErseLf beiNg oLd/fAt/sPinster/caNnot sqUeeze intO thiS dreSs aNd thAt lifT/wHo-knoWs-waT-eLse...aNd sHe'd bE aLright iF yOu agrEed...

hEy, sHe sAid iT hErseLf firSt!

sHe wouLdn't bE loOking fOr eChos oF 'nO lA, yOu aRe noT oLd/fAt/spiNster /caNnot squEeze iNto thiS dreSs aNd thAt lifT/wHo-knoWs-waT-eLse!'

buT reaLLy, yOu knoW wHen yOu aRe juSt pLain jeaLous...



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hoW difficuLt yOur liFe muSt hAd beEn fOr yOu tO bE sO caLm towArds thE sidE effeCts oF heArtworM treaTment?

sHe wisHed sHe mEt yOu earLier..

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thE seVentH monTh hAs caMe anD pAssed anD stiLL sHe hAs noT dreAmt oF yOu...

sO naUghty, jiE jiE caLL yOu, yOu neVer coMe..

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*chuckLes*
pRe 30tH birthDay aNxiety stArts thiS eArLy -_-"

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